Elmo leaves for the unknown
Here’s a picture of my Donald Rumsfeld Doll and me leaving home for our year-long adventure. Donald was so excited, he couldn’t sleep all night. I tried to reassure him, but he can’t understand what I am saying. For our last meal at home, Donald chose lima beans and I, ice cream. And so as we leave the bosom of our family, we will say farewell for now--- check this blog for updates on our Adventures!
Elmo.
posted by Elmo @ Monday, May 01, 2006
4 comments
4 Comments:
Elmo, Don't forget to keep in touch with us! Send us an occasional postcard, or blog us.
Love, your family
ackdpvhat about Rummy? He better keep in touch with his dear old bag of a mother!
I'm Elmo's ma and I certainly have been chastised for allowing this trip. They say that he is too immature, too unpredictable, lies, and tends to have violent tantrums. I tell everybody that Elmo has learned these things about Donald already and can deal with it.
The CIA agent suffered "a massive flesh wound" which required special treatment only available in the frosty ice-clad tundra located in Arctic Bananastan. Donald would only comment that this is one of the "unknown unknowns" he so often speaks of.
Elmo
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