the boys’re back

Yep, Spanish Elmo and Donald have returned.

What a trip. We had some great adventures. And we can’t wait to tell you about them. Right now, we’re both pretty tired and excited to be back.

Donald said we shouldn’t contact anyone, because he was afraid that the white house would find out where the secret bunker was. I figured he knew all about that e-mail and cell phone taps, so I went along with that. I hope nobody got too worried about us because we couldn’t let them know where we were.

It took longer than we expected to get back, because we had to stop off to work odd jobs for money since Donald blew all ours at the casino. What an idiot. Kept mumbling about unknown unknowns while he was playing blackjack. Of couse, he was pretty drunk. Man, I tell you. That ol’ boy sure likes his Wild Turkey. Roast turkey too I found out when we were at the buffet. Very embarassing, he’s such a pig.

But what a great guy to travel with. Always ready to break out in a song; “Can’t find ‘em here. Can’t find ‘em there. Can’t find ‘em anywhere.”

And you’ll never believe where the bunker is. I can’t tell you, cause it’s secret. But I can tell you that it’s quite lux.

Uh-oh, the security people are eye-balling us. Gotta go. We’ll get back to you later

And Back Home

There’s a lot of excitement today. Elmo’s friends got out maps and pencils, to see where Boston is. Blue Bunny spoke about his adventures there a few years ago. Penguin still has questions about DC. He’s wondering if Elmo ever got a chance to show his Rumsfeld doll the Pentagon. I told him that we probably would have heard about it by now if he had.

But they did enjoy clanging around in the Capitol Building’s elevators yesterday. Elmo called and said there was a lot of excitement, with people sitting on the floor and cops running around everything. Almost like back in his hometown.

Some Elmo.

It’s been awhile, now, since Elmo left. I know we’re all waiting with bated breath for him to be in touch.

But! What I have found is a home movie shot by ‘the Duck’ while Elmo was leaving. You’ll have to excuse the jerkiness. He hasn’t used a video camera before, so it was a surprise to me to find it. He says that there’s too many cameras around anyway.

Anyhow, these last views of Elmo will have to hold us, I guess, while we await word from, or about, him. He looks so brave in this clip. So touching.

http://tmars.iwarp.com/elmo/elmo.avi

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I'm going to travel the world with my Donald Rumsfeld doll. You can read about my adventures here.